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Or... are they?
but this year's Willie Horton is kinda strange. This is already being trolled, so it may be worth it just for the comments.
You know, instead of making the asshole internets famous
As an 80's child... this is fairly depressing.
Sarah please help. Help, Sarah. Please.
O Captain! my Captain! our fearful trip is done,
The ship has weather’d every rack, the prize we sought is won,
The port is near, the bells I hear, the people all exulting,
While follow eyes the steady keel, the vessel grim and daring;
   But O heart! heart! heart!
     O the bleeding drops of red,
       Where on the deck my Captain lies,
         Fallen cold and dead.
Bittersweet?
A busy NYC restaurant kept getting bad reviews for slow service, so they hired a firm to investigate. When they compared footage from 2004 to footage from 2014, they made some pretty startling discoveries.
Their shit might be quite colorful.
should your job exist?
Vast chains of abstract conditions and requirements have to be picked through to discover things like missing commas. Doing this all day leaves you in a state of mild aphasia as you look at people's faces while they're speaking and you don't know they've finished because there's no semicolon.
Right in the feels.
62% of American office workers usually eat their lunch in the same spot they work all day.
Database of many popular movies with icons to tell you whether a dog/pet lives, is injured, or dies in a movie. Many of the descriptions are humorous.
Man attends Magic, the Gathering tournament. Poses next to butt cracks.
"My experiences with violence in schools still echo throughout my life but standing to face the problem has helped me in immeasurable ways. Schools and families are in desperate need of proper tools to confront this problem. This piece is a starting point." - Shane
Tourism student and local beauty queen Genesis Carmona, 22, was shot in the head during a protest on Tuesday in the central city of Valencia.
These beautiful structures, most likely now devoid of the table-top Pac Man machines, dot the American landscape. Some provide ethnic food, some, used cars, and a rare few are now municipal buildings. Whatever their current purpose, we can always be reminded of the mediocre pizza that was once served in these establishments. That, and those red plastic cups.
For those of you without a significant other, here is a book for you: "Microwave for One". The reviews will certainly brighten your day.
Award-winning Actor Philip Seymour Hoffman Found Dead in Manhattan Apartment
The world's loneliest whale is very unique - it sings a song that no other whale can, at a frequency much higher than that of other (supposedly) similar whales. It is thought that because this whale makes a song heard from no other whale, it is ostracized from other whale pods, as they can not communicate with it, nor it with them. Hopelessly roaming the seas by itself, it has grown and matured over the years (an indication that it is healthy), but its call is hauntingly unique and, sadly, will never be returned. Vaya con Dios, lonely whale. Your story will not go untold.
"amazing video. he hits the nail on the head."
George Yao was the top ranked player of Clash of Clans for 6 months. "At one point, he was bringing five iPads into the shower with him, each wrapped in a plastic bag" to accomplish this.